Einstein’s Relatively Strong Mints

In his groundbreaking Theory of Relativity, Albert Einstein described gravity as a geometric property of space and time—what we call spacetime. This, of course, should not be confused with dining, which is a combination of meals and time… commonly known as mealtime.

And as we all know, lunchtime and dinnertime can sometimes lead to unfortunate breath-time. Which can result in less goodtime—and more alonetime.

That’s where Einstein’s Relatively Strong Mints come in.

After mealtime, snacktime, or anytime, pop one or two of these invigorating mints and your breath will be fresh in notime. Before you know it, you’ll be back to goodtime—and looking forward to bedtime.

Packaged in a sleek, portable tin, these clever little mints are perfect for pockets, purses, backpacks, or briefcases. Smart, practical, and undeniably cool—just the way Einstein would have liked it.

Don’t leave home without them. Who knew fresh breath could be this brilliant?